Inspiring and Motivational famous quotes by Tim Allen
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“Never give up, never surrender” ― Tim Allen
“Never give up, never surrender” ― Tim Allen
The most important thing I've discovered ~Tim Allen
“The most important thing I've discovered is that I love her best when I'm not scared of her, when I'm not worrying myself crazy because she's a girl and I'm a boy and I don't understand all there is to understand about her, or because I'm afraid I haven't been a good enough [dad]. Fear gets in the way of love, and I've discovered that fear, and not hate, is the opposite of love.” ― Tim Allen
When you're 6 or 7 ~Tim Allen
“When you're 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.” ― Tim Allen
Sometimes you get the sense ~Tim Allen
“Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot".” ― Tim Allen
If you don't decide where you're going ~Tim Allen
“If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.” ― Tim Allen
While awaiting sentencing ~Tim Allen
“While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.” ― Tim Allen
Convictions and beliefs ~Tim Allen
“Convictions and beliefs! .. what do they have to do with religion!” ― Tim Allen
It's sad knowing that after something happens ~Tim Allen
“It's sad knowing that after something happens, every option to change the past is gone.” ― Tim Allen
All men like to think that they can do it alone ~Tim Allen
“All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.” ― Tim Allen
Now the denominator ~Tim Allen
“Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!” ― Tim Allen
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride ~Tim Allen
“There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.” ― Tim Allen
If man evolved from monkeys ~Tim Allen
“If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” ― Tim Allen
One thing you'll never hear boys ~Tim Allen
“One thing you'll never hear boys--or for that matter, men--saying is, "Charlie, that's a good-looking shirt. Kind of a fun thing. And those trousers make your ass look nice. Can I borrow those?” ― Tim Allen
You are a sad, strange little man ~Tim Allen
“You are a sad, strage little man.” ― Tim Allen
Anyway, they used to beat up on Barry all the time ~Tim Allen
“Anyway, they used to beat up on Barry all the time. They called it roughhousing, which is like men calling lying bullshitting.” ― Tim Allen
The greatest missile in the world is useless ~Tim Allen
“The greatest missile in the world is useless...unless it's targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it has someplace to go. An arrow is pointless unless it hits something. So it's important for kids—for everyone, even if you fail at first—to target something and head in that direction. With all your might.” ― Tim Allen
Electricity can be dangerous ~Tim Allen
“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.” ― Tim Allen
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to ~Tim Allen
“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. ” ― Tim Allen
It's true; I have a skill ~Tim Allen
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people. ― Tim Allen
I was gone so much in my first marriage ~Tim Allen
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. ― Tim Allen
I like Pixie Sticks ~Tim Allen
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. ― Tim Allen
I do a lot of family shows
I do a lot of family shows. ― Tim Allen
The world's a mean place
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels. ― Tim Allen
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist. ― Tim Allen
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist. ― Tim Allen
I have irrational fears
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it. ― Tim Allen
In my experience
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. ― Tim Allen
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church. ― Tim Allen
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. ― Tim Allen
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. ― Tim Allen
I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children. ― Tim Allen
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. ― Tim Allen
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. ― Tim Allen
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system? ― Tim Allen
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. ― Tim Allen
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car. ― Tim Allen
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics. ― Tim Allen
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. ― Tim Allen
My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. ― Tim Allen
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. ― Tim Allen
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress. ― Tim Allen
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. ― Tim Allen
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. ― Tim Allen
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. ― Tim Allen
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. ― Tim Allen